Monday, November 30, 2015

The Blobbit

I'm sure you've all heard of fitbit, apple health app, and countless other health tracker/wearable devices. Well, for those with an active lifestyle, that's great. But what about the rest of us?

May I introduce to you...the BLOBBIT!

Keep up your sedentary lifestyle with this "anti fitbit" tracker that makes sure you're not doing too much!

Just like with fitbit, use the device to track your personal activity goals 

Right? Stop #netflixshaming.

The Blobbit HRM model tracks your heart rate to make sure you keep things nice and slow. 

Yep, hard to accidentally do any cardio with the Blobbit! In fact, it even tracks your standing time.

And if you actually try to work out, Blobbit is appropriately motivating. 

Man, I'm never gonna be able to do a pull up.
The Blobbit is only available online, of course. (This market doesn't go to stores very often.) Get yours today!

Monday, November 23, 2015

Happy Thanksgiving 2015!

I have a great blog post idea, but had no time to draw it this weekend. Since thanksgiving is coming up, I'll blame it on that and re-share this masterpiece from like 2012. I know most of you have seen it before, but if you haven't, enjoy!
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In 16somethingsomething, a bunch of Pilgrims came to America.

Yay, religious tolerance! How nice!

They brought supplies with them to get through the first winter in America.

They were in trouble.  But then the pilgrims met the natives.

The pilgrims didn’t really understand the native people or their ways.

The pilgrims were also kind of jerks.

Things started to look pretty bleak for the pilgrims. Until...

The native americans shared their harvest, and the pilgrims survived.

 And they were super grateful. For a solid five minutes.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Monday, November 16, 2015


It's November. It's getting colder, and days are approximately 17 minutes long.

Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and the December holidays will be here before you know it. You know what that means?

Yep, it's tv-bingeing season.

Anyway, I just started USA's Suits, the lawyer show . It's no game of thrones, but it's decent enough. Plus there are 5 seasons of it, and it's on amazon video.

I can math. 
So I've been watching Suits like it's my job. 

Kitty has been so stinkin cuddly lately. Thank you coldness.
And being able to watch it on the ipad means that I dont need to stop by bingeing for silly things like making food or peeing or blogging. 

Is this a problem? Probably not. Assuming I won't be walking near any open manholes 

What are you guys bingewatching right now?

Monday, November 9, 2015

Ebay Forever

So, I recently found success selling a few old things on ebay.

So I've become a bit, um, enthusiastic about selling things on ebay. 

Perhaps too enthusiastic. 

Look, she's easy to ship:

I know it's blurry, but feel free to go AWWW WHAT A CUTE KITTY.
Anyway, ebay is now the solution to everything.

Hero girlfriend can fix that situation:

If you need me, I'll be on ebay.