Monday, August 24, 2015

Boyfriend and Puppy!!

Exciting news in Boyfriend's world. 

Yes, Boyfriend got a puppy! As you may recall, he had an absolutely wonderful goldendoodle that sadly passed away earlier this year. Earlier this spring, he decided that this summer is a good time to train a puppy. He placed an order for a sheepadoodle.




No but seriously:


Right?

Anyway, his puppy was born 8 weeks ago, and he finally was allowed to take it home last week. 


Boyfriend's putting a lot of work into training puppy immediately. 






Yay for puppy! 
  

Monday, August 17, 2015

Monday, August 10, 2015

Part of Your Bird

Play this as you read (and sing along!) 

Look at these toys
Aren't they neat?
Wouldn't you think my collections complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the cat
The cat who has everything?



Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many toys can one apartment hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything

I've got mice and springs a plenty
I've got toys on strings galore
You want laser pointers? 
I got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want mooooreeeeee.



I wanna be where the sparrows are
I wanna stalk, wanna stalk em slowly
Hopping around on that, what do you call it?
Oh, roof.

Scratching at glass you don't get too far
Freedom is required for killing, eating
Stalking around in that - whats that word again?
Grass.

Up where they fly
Out where they hop
Out where they stay all day in the sun
Wandering free
Wish I could be
Outside killing biiirrrrddssss

What would I give if I could live
Outside this apartment
What would pay to spend a day
Hunting in grass
Betcha outside they don't try
To reprimand their kitties
Bright young kitties 
Sick of seeing
Really to killlllll

Ready to kill all the birds I see
Chase em around and get some exercise
What's a bluebird?
and why do they - whats the word - chirrrppp?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love?
Love to stalk and kill birds in the sun?
Wandering free
Wish I could be
Outside killing biirrddsss


Yep, just a song about Kitty's desire to murder a bird. Happy Monday!

Monday, August 3, 2015

Monday, July 27, 2015

The Bathtub.



Welp, that's pretty much where I'm at right now. I'm either going to clean the bathtub, or see if I can make a low budget horror film out of it. Because cleaning is stupid. 

Feel free to leave me your cleaning horror stories below, which I will use as ammunition when I tell Boyfriend I'm not that bad, see?

Monday, July 20, 2015

Heat Wave

How are things with me, you ask? Well, in case you haven't noticed, in some parts of the country, it's rather hot out.


And Boyfriend, you wonder?

 
 Like I said...


...hot. 

I have no energy to do anything but sit. Which isn't dramatically different from usual, I guess. How are you all keeping cool? 

Monday, July 13, 2015

Reality TV: Kitty Edition

Remember how we re-imaged wife swap with cats a few weeks ago? Here are some more brilliant ideas:

CATVIVOR:
survivor with cats

I haven't watched this show in years, but I imagine it would be more interesting with cats

AMERICAN IDOL: KITTY EDITION
american idol with cats

Yes, kitty "sings" for cheese. She's no Kelly Clarkson, but haven't they run out of talent by now? 


KEEPING UP WITH THE CATDASHIANS (thanks to pickleope for the idea!)
keeping up with the kardashians cats
I know, I shoulda made it "Katdashians"
Pretty much cats being catty about cat things. Imposssible to tell the differece between this and the original.

THE AMAZING RACE...WITH CATS!
amazing race with cats

I'll be honest. I have literally never seen an episode of this show. I'm not even convinced it's a real show, even though it keeps winning the emmy for reality programming, right? I have no idea what channel/what season/what time its on. Do they even show it in america? I've barely seen a preview for it. 

Anyway, my point is, I'm sure there's some running in it. Kitty would excel at that show, especially if I could use a laser pointer. 

And finally...

LITTLE KITTENS BIG GIRL


Boyfriend came up with this one. He's an asshole, but it made me laugh, so there you have it. It would be me with kitties all day every day. #Dreamjob

Leave suggestions for other catified reality tv shows in the comments! I'm already planning my "cat moms" post...