May I introduce to you...the BLOBBIT!
Keep up your sedentary lifestyle with this "anti fitbit" tracker that makes sure you're not doing too much!
Just like with fitbit, use the device to track your personal activity goals
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The Blobbit HRM model tracks your heart rate to make sure you keep things nice and slow.
Yep, hard to accidentally do any cardio with the Blobbit! In fact, it even tracks your standing time.
And if you actually try to work out, Blobbit is appropriately motivating.
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The Blobbit is only available online, of course. (This market doesn't go to stores very often.) Get yours today!