Embarrassing Confessions: Les Mis

In the past, I’ve admitted to my loud chewing and love of Halloween candy.

The latest?

So, a couple of weeks ago I was alone on a Saturday night and I knew what I wanted to do.

Besides the fact that Boyfriend flat out refused to watch it, I knew it would be a tear jerker and I prefer to cry over musicals alone. Anyway, I watched it.

You guys, I cried so much.  I texted Boyfriend, too. He wasn't super sympathetic to my plight.

Me: I rented Les Mis

Boyfriend: Gag

Me: Sniffle!!!

Extra hard sniffle

I need more tissues.

Boyfriend: They should all die

Me: They all did. I accidentally cried.

Boyfriend: Good

Me: I was doing okay til Wolverine died. WOLVERINE.

Boyfriend: Wolverine can't die

Me: I wonder how many more times I can watch it til the rental is up

Boyfriend: You are sick

Me: Wolverine died and catwoman took him to heaven

Boyfriend: Please never talk to me again

Me: DON'T BE MEAN I JUST FINISHED CRYING

And I had awesome conversations like this on twitter:

Seriously how was her waist that tiny!?

Anyhoo, because I liked it so much, I watched it a bunch more times. And I cried every single time.

Does that stop me from watching it way too often? Nope.

This movie man. It’s just too damn sad.

Spoiler alert: he dies.

Night Owls

Out of Boyfriend and me, I’m the night owl. When he’s over, the evening usually ends up like this:

However, something weird happened last Friday and we switched roles.

Does that ever happen to any of you? It’s weird.

But don’t worry, we didn’t switch roles in the morning.

First World Work Problems

Time for some first world problems, Mayor Gia style! Today we'll be tackling work related ones. 

1. When your eyeliner smudges at work and you look like you have a black eye and no one tells you.

How I think I look:

How I actually look:

Then I finally look in the mirror:

Traitors.

  

2. When people don’t respect your personal space bubble.

My day usually starts like this:

But then inevitably, this happens:

I can’t actually say that because it’s considered rude. So I have to grin and bear it, when all I wanna do is this:

Work frowns on running away from people.

If only.

3. When you have to go to the bathroom but you can hear the creepy guy standing right outside of it.

And then you move towards the bathroom and get stuck in this:

4. Finally, when there’s no bagels on bagel Friday.

Our coworker always brings in bagels. Even if he’s planning to be out, he always asks someone else to bring them in. Well, ALMOST always.

NO BAGELS? The WORST thing!

We ALL suffered.

You guys. Working is HARD.

Mother’s Day Gift Ideas

Yesterday was Mother’s Day. Did you forget? I hope not. But here are some belated gift ideas.

1. Box Full of Kittens!

2. A Blender

3. Skydiving Lessons

4. Matching Tattoos

5. Cash.

  

Moms are hard to shop for. 

How did you guys fare?