Monday, February 8, 2016

Valentine's Day Rap

It's February, and I'm in a valentines mood. 

Anyway, Valentine's mood. But also Boyfriend and I watched Straight Outta Compton this weekend, so now I'm also in a rapping mood. So today, you're not getting a crappy valentine's day poem. Oh no. You're getting a crappy valentine's day rap. You are welcome.

Yay bad poetry for Boyfriend!

Monday, February 1, 2016

The Aftermath

Remember how there was a blizzard last week? Well, this was its aftermath:

How does it get so dirty so quickly?!

Monday, January 25, 2016

Blizzard 2016

Yeah guys, we got slammed by the snowstorm this weekend. It's been rough. 

Yep, Boyfriend and I had to cancel our plans, which makes me cranky. I suppose I had it a bit easier than he did, though.

Yes, Boyfriend's puppy refused to poo all day. It's been very stressful for him. 

So I've been hanging out on my couch with my wine and kitty, and Boyfriend's been going outside regularly where it's dark, cold, and snowing sideways. Womp womp.  

Anyway, I hope those of you on the east coast survived the storm!

Monday, January 18, 2016

Three Day Weekend!

How I think I'll spend my extra day off:

What actually happens:

(Yes, I know I'm obsessed with my cat. Thanks.)

Monday, January 11, 2016

Yawn. Sorry.

It's been a weekend, you guys. 

Hope you all had a good weekend! If anyone needs me, I'll be napping on the couch. 

Monday, January 4, 2016

New Year's Resolutions, 2016

Yep, it's that time of year, to reflect on how I still can't do a pull up and make new resolutions that will probably last at least a week or so. This year's resolution?

So,  I've come to realize that I've slowly been drinking more and more lately.

So it's time to cut back, sigh. 

So I'm gonna stop drinking during the work week (again). Weekends are still drinking time though. 

Anyone else cutting back  on the booze this winter?

Monday, December 21, 2015

Santa and the Naughty Elf, Revisited

Remember Santa and the Naughty Elf from a few years ago? I thought it'd be fun to check in and see how they're doing this year. 

It's not that Gia Elf isn't happy for Santa Boyfriend, it's just that Santa Boyfriend needs to be a little more sensitive to the fact that not everyone skips a meal and loses 6 pounds.

Gia Elf is sure the cookies are unrelated to the weight loss. They're magical Christmas cookies.

She'll be a fun addition to the sleigh this year!

So Santa Boyfriend and Gia Elf tackled present delivery as a couples activity, and they both loved it. 

And they had the best Christmas ever. 

All the presents got delivered. And then Santa took a nap for 45 days. 

Merry Christmas!