Thursday, October 16, 2014

Throwback Thursday: Salem Witch Trials

Throwback Thursday: It's October. Yay Halloween themed posts!
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(a retelling by Mayor Gia)

In the spirit of Halloween, I’ve decided to retell the Salem Witch Trials. 

Back in 1692, a couple of girls decided it would be fun to start spreading foul and odious lies about people in their village.

 Poor Gia was accused of witchcraft, and brought before a judge.  The judge also happened to be her Boyfriend.  He was somewhat intimidated by her and her trendy hat and multiple cats.

Me, bitter? What?

So poor Gia was burned at the stake.

And Boyfriend thought he was free.

But Boyfriend was not that lucky.

So that’s how I like to think the Salem Witch Trials happened. I like this version much better than the real story, where a bunch of innocent women were murdered because bitches be cray.

Monday, October 13, 2014

Someone Has a Birthday Coming Up...

...and that someone is me. 

There you have it. Castle now, kitties and ponies to come. 

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Questions: The Exciting Conclusion (Part II)

 And we’re back! The first half is here. Time for more questions and answers:

26. The reason I started blogging?
Boyfriend encouraged me.

27. Fears?

Let's see. Mormon wives:

Boyfriend (or me, for that matter) falling into large holes:

Zombie sluts. Always zombie sluts:

A variety of other horrors: 

And of course, ghost cat:

28. Last thing that made you cry?
It turns out someone is a liiiiiiittle pmssy as we speak, so it wasn’t anything major. I got teary over an internet video. Those are stupid. Whatever.
29. Last time you said you loved someone?
Question 2.

30. Meaning behind the name of your blog?
Boyfriend said I lived in crazytown and I said look buddy, if I live in crazytown then I’m the goddamn mayor of crazytown.

31. Last book you read?
I got a free book from my amazon prime account, “Paper Magician.” It was a nice easy young adult book read. Like watching a sitcom (it wasn’t laugh out loud funny, but that much brain power needed.)

32. Book you are currently reading?
Salt sugar fat by Michael Moss. It’s interesting and free thanks to this newfangled thing called ‘libraries.” It’s about the history of processed foods. Makes me crave ramen.

33. Last show you watched?
Just watched last night’s SNL. It was alright. Football is on now.

34. Last person you talked to?
My mom.

35. The relationship between you and the person you just texted?
Boyfriend! He said “Benadryl those fuckers.” The children in the apartment above me woke us up early this morning.

36. Favorite food?
Fries. No wait, cheese. No wait, popcorn!!!! No wait….

37. Place you want to visit?
I don’t know. Somewhere warm.

38. Last place you were?
My couch.

39.  Do you have a crush?
Boyfriend! I guess it’s no longer a crush if I’m with him, right?

40. Last time you kissed someone?
Last night *wiggles eyebrows*

41. Last time you were insulted?
When’s the last time I saw Boyfriend? Oh, last night.

Though the last time it actually bothered me was the pms episode a couple of months ago….

42. Favorite flavor of sweet?
WINE! Does wine count? If not wine, then appletinis. Mostly wine.

43. What instruments do you play?
I feel like I could really rock the triangle, if given enough training.

44. Favorite piece of jewelry?
Something Boyfriend gave me.

45. Last sport you played?
Competitive sitting.

46. Last song you sang?
Uhhhh....let's say this:

47. Favorite chat up line?
Is that a british phrase? It sounds british.

48. Have you ever used it?
Sorry, I forgot to answer. I don’t have a favorite “chat up” line.

49.  Last time you hung out with anyone?
I’m hanging out with kitty right now. She’s on my lap. It’s wonderful.

*update* A dog barked on the television and she scrambled to get away. I might be bleeding.

*second update* Yes, definitely bleeding.

50. Who should answer these questions next?
Hey hey Janie and Pickleope! Since you guys are possibly the only people listening to our podcast (butnotreallyihope), you win the prize of being picked for this survey! Enjoy!

(And again, if you're reading this, pick one and answer in the comments!)

Monday, October 6, 2014

50 is a Lot of Questions (Part I)

Lillian from It's a Dome Life nominated me to answer a bunch of questions. Here goes nothing!

1. What are you wearing?
I would say my blog uniform (blue shirt, pink heart), but also....pjs. Hush. It’s only 11 am.

2. Ever been in love?

3. Ever have a terrible break-up?
Define “terrible.” Unpleasant, yes.

4. How tall are you?

5. How much do you weigh?

6. Any tattoos?
No, but I want Boyfriend to get a whale on his booty

7. Any piercings?

8. OTP (One true pair, favorite fictional couple?)
Oh, I know all about OTPs and shipping and crackships and canon….

Ummmm, this is hard. I have so many! Here are a few:

9. Favorite Show?
So many!!! Shameless and Game of Thrones and The Mindy Project are probably at the top of my list, though.

10. Favorite Bands?
Lady Gaga. She’s weird. I like that. Have I not mentioned that?

(I actually like lots of different music, but I’m sure nobody really cares that much.)

11. Something you miss?
Not knowing the calorie count of venti peppermint mocha lattes from Starbucks. Oh, the joys of ignorance.

12. Favorite Song?
I don’t know. It changes daily. I mean, who could answer that, really.

13. How old are you?

14. Zodiac sign?
Scorpio, but I don’t believe in astrology.

15. Quality to look for in a partner?

16. Favorite Quote?
From American Beauty, which I didn’t even like that much. “I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.”

(Second is Jack Nicholson’s speech from A Few Good Men.)

17. Favorite Actor?
Hmmm….Denzel Washington. He’s dreamy.

18. Favorite Color?
It changes. Is that weird? Lots of these “favorites” change.

19. Loud music or soft?
Again, it depends on my mood! These questions are making me anxious. LOUD MUSIC. I LIKE LOUD MUSIC RIGHT NOW.

20. Where do you go when you are sad?
To my happy place. In Crazytown. Also, wherever kitty is.

21.  How long does it take you to shower?
In a perfect world, 90-100 minutes.
In reality, 10?

22.  How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
An hour ish, longer if kitty needs more cuddling. God, that’s dull information.

23. Ever been in a physical fight?

24. Turn on?

25. Turn-off?

Not Boyfriend.

Ok, 50 is way too many questions. I’m stopping part one here. Second half on Wednesday!! For now, you should totally answer one of these questions in the comments below.