Monday, May 20, 2013

Embarrassing Confessions: Les Mis


In the past, I’ve admitted to my loud chewing and love of Halloween candy.

The latest?


So, a couple of weeks ago I was alone on a Saturday night and I knew what I wanted to do.

Besides the fact that Boyfriend flat out refused to watch it, I knew it would be a tear jerker and I prefer to cry over musicals alone. Anyway, I watched it.





You guys, I cried so much.  I texted Boyfriend, too. He wasn't super sympathetic to my plight.

Me: I rented Les Mis
Boyfriend: Gag
Me: Sniffle!!!
Extra hard sniffle
I need more tissues.
Boyfriend: They should all die
Me: They all did. I accidentally cried.
Boyfriend: Good
Me: I was doing okay til Wolverine died. WOLVERINE.
Boyfriend: Wolverine can't die
Me: I wonder how many more times I can watch it til the rental is up
Boyfriend: You are sick
Me: Wolverine died and catwoman took him to heaven
Boyfriend: Please never talk to me again
Me: DON'T BE MEAN I JUST FINISHED CRYING

And I had awesome conversations like this on twitter:

Seriously how was her waist that tiny!?



Anyhoo, because I liked it so much, I watched it a bunch more times. And I cried every single time.



Does that stop me from watching it way too often? Nope.


This movie man. It’s just too damn sad.

Spoiler alert: he dies.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Night Owls


Out of Boyfriend and me, I’m the night owl. When he’s over, the evening usually ends up like this:



However, something weird happened last Friday and we switched roles.







Does that ever happen to any of you? It’s weird.

But don’t worry, we didn’t switch roles in the morning.




Wednesday, May 15, 2013

First World Work Problems


Time for some first world problems, Mayor Gia style! Today we'll be tackling work related ones. 

1. When your eyeliner smudges at work and you look like you have a black eye and no one tells you.

How I think I look:


How I actually look:

Then I finally look in the mirror:


Traitors.
  
2. When people don’t respect your personal space bubble.

My day usually starts like this:

But then inevitably, this happens:



I can’t actually say that because it’s considered rude. So I have to grin and bear it, when all I wanna do is this:

Work frowns on running away from people.
If only.

3. When you have to go to the bathroom but you can hear the creepy guy standing right outside of it.




And then you move towards the bathroom and get stuck in this:



4. Finally, when there’s no bagels on bagel Friday.

Our coworker always brings in bagels. Even if he’s planning to be out, he always asks someone else to bring them in. Well, ALMOST always.


NO BAGELS? The WORST thing!



We ALL suffered.

You guys. Working is HARD.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Mother’s Day Gift Ideas


Yesterday was Mother’s Day. Did you forget? I hope not. But here are some belated gift ideas.

1. Box Full of Kittens!






2. A Blender



3. Skydiving Lessons


4. Matching Tattoos



5. Cash.

  
Moms are hard to shop for. 

How did you guys fare?