*Deep breath* After our earlier issues, we talked it out and lioness decided she wanted to try this again. Despite the fact that not all cultures/religions believe the New Year begins on January 1st, she has graciously agreed to participate in today’s post.
New Year’s Resolution Lioness!
Gia: Hi Lioness! What’s your new year’s resolution?
Lioness: mumblemumblecontroltempermumbleGia: I’m sorry, what was that?
Lioness: To control my temper, OKAY?!?!?Gia: You’re off to a great start
Lioness: IS IT THE NEW YEAR YET?!?Gia: ...no
Lioness: Then back the hell off!Gia: Okay okay. Sheeeeesh
Lioness: What’s YOUR new years res, Gia? Besides to stop being so smartassy??Gia: Funny you should ask, Lioness! This year, I resolve to be the WORLD'S BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER to Boyfriend. EVER.
Gia: * mimicking lioness* but wait Gia, you already are!
Lioness: Bitch, step off. I did NOT say that.Gia: Yeah yeah.
Lioness: There are lots of things you could be better at.Gia: Maybe one or two things…
Gia: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Lioness: Really? Because Boyfriend told me what you did last night. How you denied him SLEEP. How cruel can you be?!? What, is your bedroom Gitmo?
Gia: It was 9 pm!!Lioness: You kept talking to him and poking him (in the EYE) and biting him and in general keeping him awake. You know he gets up at the unholy ass crack of dawn, Gia.
Gia: I know I know. But I thought he was going to have to leave at 8 pm to go chauffeur his kid around, so I recklessly drank a shit ton of coffee, assuming I'd be alone and wired last night.Lioness: I don't want to hear your excuses. Sleep is sleep, bitch.
Gia: Only 9 pm!Lioness: Yeah, and how cranky do YOU get when someone wakes you up at 9am on the weekend, hmmmm?
SIGH. Sorry, Boyfriend! Seems like I have my work cut out for me. Good thing this resolution didn't start yesterday. Does anyone else have any good New Year’s Resolutions they feel like sharing? Or bad ones? Really, any for me to read that will help me procrastinate on me starting my WORLDS' BEST GIRLFRIEND work...